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24.5: February 2009
Posted: February 19, 2009
Contents
Rock Band and Blow: A Love Affair
Jared Frieder
Past Parties in My Pants
Adam Weiler
The Fed Presents: My Very First Acid Trip
Becca Walker
CAVA, Will You Be My Valentine?
Rachel Abady
W. and Dick Wal your Mart
Tim Reuter
‘Roids, Trout, and Other New Laws of 2009
Nina Pedrad
got meth?
Henry Mortensen
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY DANCE MARATHON
Rachel Katz, Caity Sigler
How to Lose a Fuckbuddy
Philip Armada
Famous Valentine's Day Figures
Rowan Buchanan
The February Napoleon Complex
Jared Frieder
Quick Cards
Nancy Monaco
The Year of the Screwed: Chinese New Year Horrorscope
Stephen K. Chan
The Fed Presents: This is Why We're Hot
Caity Sigler
The True Change In Which America Believes!
Sir Isaac Newton
Ten Signs Your Valentine's Day Date is Gay
Jacob Rice, Caity Sigler
Cover Image: Rachel Katz -- [View Larger Version]
