Looking for new writers and graphic designers!
Come to our meetings every Sunday night at 9:00pm 5th floor of Lerner (near the student
government office).
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In This Issue
- Hillary Clinton: Always a Political Bridesmaid
- Hipsters Demand Rights and Recognition as a Minority
- North Korea to Sponsor International Rocket Expo at Columbia University
- Bandirah
- The Columbia Commandments
- Reading Comprehension for the Modern Age
- Your Future's So Poor, You Have to Wear Shades
- Master Debaters
- got meth?
- The Fed Presents: Your Horoscope According to Weird Al
- The Fed has this to say
- They Watch
- The Fed's Staff
The Fed has this to say
It's the end of the year. Whooptie-fucking-do, right? Any year you're in you're still fucked.
If you're a freshman, you still have three more years to go.
A sophomore is only half way through.
A junior? Oh, Jesus, there is still ONE YEAR LEFT.
And a senior...well, just read THEY WATCH, page 8.
So what do you do with your life now? Hobbies are totally outdated. Movies are too expensive to see in theaters. The pollen count makes it difficult to enjoy a day outside.
What you should do, while inside hiding from the Dreadful Summer Allergies, too broke to eat out or do anything other than wallow in your own misery, is write for us. Or draw. Basically, take that massive amount of free time you have and get your humorous hate on. We are equal-opportunity haters. We hate on Columbia, we hate on Barnard, we hate on SEAS. And undoubtedly, we hate on GS.
If you have ever read this paper once, you know that nothing is safe, and therefore it is easy to write an article about anything, really.
Happy Summer, guys. Try not to think too hard about your future, it will probably only depress you.
Meetings Every Sunday 9 PM
Our Office: Lerner 5,
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