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May Flowers: Bringers of Death
Issue 24.8: May 2009
Posted: May 2, 2009

The Fed's Staff


Editor-in-Chief: Rachel Paige Katz
Publisher: Ben Ehrlich
Head Submissions Editor: Aarti Iyer, Jeffrey Scharfstein
Managing Editor: Nina Pedrad

Publicity Editor: Rachel Abady
Graphics/Layout Editor: Caity Sigler
Layout Editor: Sean Zhuraw
Copy Editor: Stephen K. Chan
Webmaster: Dan Walker
Secretary: Carly Silver
Netherlands Correspondant: Bandirah

Submissions Editors
Rowan Buchanan
Amital Isaac
Jared Frieder
Max Shutran
Adam Weiler

Contributors
Cari Heicklen
Ben Henderson
Emily Hoffman
Ben Phillipe

© 2009 The Fed. Submissions, comments, and the occasional pressing concern are welcome at thefed@columbia.edu, where they will not be pulped. The Fed accepts unsolicited submissions and sexual favors. We reserve the right to edit both for clarity and length. The views expressed herin do not necessarily reflect those of Columbia University. The actual views of The Fed are as follows: 1. Summer is here! Summer is here! The only hurdle until pure unadultered laziness is finals. Eeeeeek. 2. Oh, God, Finals. Oh nonononono. I can't even think enough right now to write these views. All my views right now are that I wish Africa didn't have so many countries with hard names to spell.