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In This Issue
- Manhattanville! Because Complaining Never Gets Old
- Some Crotchety Old Man Stole My ID
- Thoughts While Bronzing on the Steps
- Greetings, From Public Safety
- Dear Mahmoud
- Get Your Horcrux Off My Desk
- Presidents: "We're a BFD"
- The Overachiever's Guide to Breaking the Ten Commandments
- Jew Hater Born a Jew
- From the Barnard Office of Health
- Sexed Up Haikus
- Core Turns Hardcore
- The Netherlands Corner
- An Apology to Our Readers
- They Watch
- The Staff of the Federalist
Sexed Up Haikus
Staff Writer Rosie Hoffman
Carman Lamentations
Moaning from the room
Did my roommate get some ass?
Damn, sexiled for porn
Fat Girl
She came to my room
Looking seductive as hell
"Where are your Cheetos?"
Bros
We're not gay, brosky
‘Cause i said "no-homo" and
Our balls didn't touch
Swine
Po' po' chasing me
Running at a fever pitch
I hate fucking pigs.
Hero
She drunkenly falls
On my spiderman bedsheets
Man, I love college!
Problem Solving
I need to study.
Won't leave Butler for ass, so
We fuck in the stacks.
Cockblockers
Across at barnard
There's an estrogen vice squad
Protecting the quad.