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In This Issue
- Manhattanville! Because Complaining Never Gets Old
- Some Crotchety Old Man Stole My ID
- Thoughts While Bronzing on the Steps
- Greetings, From Public Safety
- Dear Mahmoud
- Get Your Horcrux Off My Desk
- Presidents: "We're a BFD"
- The Overachiever's Guide to Breaking the Ten Commandments
- Jew Hater Born a Jew
- From the Barnard Office of Health
- Sexed Up Haikus
- Core Turns Hardcore
- The Netherlands Corner
- An Apology to Our Readers
- They Watch
- The Staff of the Federalist
The Staff of the Federalist
EXECUTIVE BOARD
Editor-in-Chief
Rachel Paige Katz
Publisher
Ben Ehrlich
Head Submissions Editors
Aarti Iyer
Jeffrey Scharfstein
Managing Editor
Nina Pedrad
Netherlands Correspondant
Bandirah
ASSOCIATIVE BOARD
Senior Editors
Adam Valen Levinson
Sam Reisman
Graphics Editor
Cait Sigler
Layout Editor
Anna Band
Copy Editor
Stephen Chan
Webmaster
Dan Walker
Secretary
Carly Silver
Publicity Editor
Rachel Abady
SUBMISSION EDITORS
Rowan Buchanan
Emily Hoffman
Jared Frieder
Elliott Grieco
Jacob Rice
Max Shutran
Adam Weiler
CONTRIBUTORS
Evan Burger
Sarah Camiscoli
Mary Delsener
Carey Dunne
Rosie Hoffman
Jacob Jensen
Frampton Nuttle
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