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In This Issue
- Church Purchases Kwanzaa
- What Goes on in Santa's Head While You Sit on His Lap
- The Netherlands Corner
- Iranipedia: Hannukah
- Celebrity Gravestones!
- Insanity, Actually
- Querido Santa
- These Are A Few of Our Favorite Things
- The Fed Presents: "Aporkalypse"
- Are You Having a Bad Christmas?
- A Very WASP-y Christmas
- Dear Santa
- got meth?
- Letter From the Feditrix
- They Watch
- The Staff of the Federalist
The Staff of the Federalist
EXECUTIVE BOARD
Editor-in-Chief
Rachel Paige Katz
Publisher
Ben Ehrlich
Head Submissions Editors
Aarti Iyer
Jeffrey Scharfstein
Managing Editor
Nina Pedrad
Netherlands Correspondant
Bandirah
ASSOCIATIVE BOARD
Senior Editors
Adam Valen Levinson
Sam Reisman
Graphics Editor
Cait Sigler
Copy Editor
Stephen Chan
Webmaster
Dan Walker
Secretary
Carly Silver
Publicity Editor
Rachel Abady
SUBMISSION EDITORS
Rowan Buchanan
Emily Hoffman
Jared Frieder
Elliott Grieco
Jacob Rice
Max Shutran
Adam Weiler
CONTRIBUTORS
Evan Burger
Mary Delsener
Carey Dunne
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