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In This Issue

• loving miss maple
• iTouch [Myself]
• Babies Compete for Brangelina's Affection
• Toshing It Around with Daniel Tosh
• CCSC Proposes Species-Neutral Housing
• "Frozen" Director Warms Up to The Fed
• The Belgian Corner
• Extension Emails: What I Wrote vs. What It Meant
• Ergonomic Sex Tips for the Female Engineer
• the morning after
• hipster in cc
• They Watch
• Letter From the Feditors
• The Staff of the Federalist

We are born into this world naked-and so it seems appropriate that our first issue as editors-in-chief is also one of the raciest. This issue would not have been possible without the hard work (and lack of modesty) of our talented, dedicated, and always entertaining staff-bravo, guys, as if you needed an excuse!

We are so excited to lead the paper into the next decade, and we're full of new, outrageous ideas. Hey, did you know that The Fed began many years ago as a completely earnest newspaper "in the tradition of Columbians Hamilton and Jay"? And that it printed serious articles? It's okay that you didn't, because one of our new, outrageous ideas is more nonfiction pieces. Except instead of op-eds on health care, you can expect more interviews with comedians, writers, and actors; music reviews and festival coverage; and irreverent personal stories. You know, stuff old Alex and John would read. While paying homage to the past, however, we're also looking for our place in the present-which means more politically and socially engaged commentary and fake news articles.

The Fed has had some great leaders in recent years and we certainly have big shoes to fill, but we cannot wait to move forward. Keep reading and we'll keep writing.

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Aarti and Jeff