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In This Issue
- loving miss maple
- iTouch [Myself]
- Babies Compete for Brangelina's Affection
- Toshing It Around with Daniel Tosh
- CCSC Proposes Species-Neutral Housing
- "Frozen" Director Warms Up to The Fed
- The Belgian Corner
- Extension Emails: What I Wrote vs. What It Meant
- Ergonomic Sex Tips for the Female Engineer
- the morning after
- hipster in cc
- They Watch
- Letter From the Feditors
- The Staff of the Federalist
The Staff of the Federalist
EXECUTIVE BOARD
Editor-in-Chief
Aarti Iyer and Jeffrey Scharfstein
Publisher
Ben Ehrlich
Head Submission Editor
Elliot Grieco
Managing Editor
Jared Frieder
ASSOCIATE BOARD
Senior Editors
Rachel Katz
Adam Valen Levinson
Nina Pedrad
Sam Reisman
Graphics Editor
Rowan Buchanan
Emily Hoffman
Copy Editor
Stephen Chan
Webmaster
Dan Walker
Layout Editors
John Buonocore
Audry Padgett
SUBMISSION EDITORS
Rachel Abady
Rowan Buchanan
Elliot Grieco
Emily Hoffman
Max Shutran
Adam Weiler
CONTRIBUTORS
Arnold Park
Brenda Salinas
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