• Join The Fed
• Advertise with The Fed

• About Us
• Contact

In This Issue

• Stephan Vincenzo: 2 Legendary 2 Die
• Columbia College Graduation Replaced by Job Fair
• Confessions of a Poppy Seed Eater
• Senior Wisdom: The Adventurous One
• Senior Wisdom: The Nostalgic One
• Senior Wisdom: The Old One
• Warning: Social Ruin May Occur
• "39 Steps" to Successful Comedy
• A Letter to the T.A. Currently Fellating Me
• Bored at Butler
• God Ashes on Europe
• YEEAAAAHH
• got meth?
• Letter From the Feditors
• They Watch
• The Staff of the Federalist

As the school year winds down and we begin studying for final exams, many of us become nostalgic for the professors and ideas we encountered over the semester. We feel that same nostalgia for our first semester as editors-in-chief of The Fed. At the beginning of the semester, "Tosh.0" to us was just a lesser version of "The Soup." When we received an email from comedian Gethard, who now stars in a TV show on Comedy Central, we assumed it was some sort of penis enlargement advertisement. Most of us knew Stephan Vincenzo by reputation alone, and had never thought to consider poppy seeds as a class A drug.

Now, however, we are so much older and wiser. We know InDesign and how to resize photographs (not to mention our genitalia-thanks Chris). We've interviewed some interesting campus and city characters and explored the seedy underbelly of this fine academic institution. Hopefully you had a laugh or two in the process.

We'll miss our Fed seniors, and wish them all the best in the future. It'll be a lonely summer without your wit and guidance. But, luckily for us, new blood is on the way-can't wait to meet you, Class of 2014!

Sincerely,
Aarti Iyer and Jeff Scharfstein