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In This Issue
- Stephan Vincenzo: 2 Legendary 2 Die
- Columbia College Graduation Replaced by Job Fair
- Confessions of a Poppy Seed Eater
- Senior Wisdom: The Adventurous One
- Senior Wisdom: The Nostalgic One
- Senior Wisdom: The Old One
- Warning: Social Ruin May Occur
- "39 Steps" to Successful Comedy
- A Letter to the T.A. Currently Fellating Me
- Bored at Butler
- God Ashes on Europe
- YEEAAAAHH
- got meth?
- Letter From the Feditors
- They Watch
- The Staff of the Federalist
The Staff of the Federalist
EXECUTIVE BOARD
Editors-in-Chief
Aarti Iyer
Jeffrey Scharfstein
Publisher
Ben Ehrlich
Head Submission Editor
Elliot Grieco
Managing Editor
Jared Frieder
ASSOCIATE BOARD
Senior Editors
Rachel Katz
Adam Valen Levinson
Nina Pedrad
Sam Reisman
Graphics Editor
Emily Hoffman
Copy Editor
Stephen Chan
Copy Staff
Alice Mattola
Webmaster
Dan Walker
SUBMISSION EDITORS
Rachel Abady
Emily Hoffman
Jared Frieder
Max Shutran
Adam Weiler
CONTRIBUTORS
Ben Henderson
Jochen Kang
Alice Mottola
Brenda Salinas
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