Letter From the Editor

Elliott Grieco

They Watch

Alcohol.edu Valedictorian Gets Schwasty

Elliott Grieco

Student Spots Celeb and Doesn’t Flip a Shit; Friends Doubt Her Sanity

Hannah Page

Columbia College First-Year Picks Worst Chair in Classroom

Conor Skelding

Columbiascopes

Mariana Robertson

Class Clown’s Unexpectedly Well-Conceived Joke Falls Flat in LitHum Class

Patrick Aloia

Tweets of the Week

Black Friday: A Nocturnal Dad In The AM

Patrick Aloia

The First Danksgiving Miracle

Grace Rosen, Anna Quincy

Santa Claus is actually Jewish

David Salazar

What Do You Think?

Jorja Knauer

“A Rugrats Chanukah” Cures Anti-Semitism

Hannah Page

The Yellow Term Paper

Eric Donahue

#ivyleagueproblems

Mariana Robertson

If You Tweet in the Forest, Does it Make a Sound?

Ben Ehrlich

New Elder Scrolls Game Released “For Nefarious Pro-Capitalist Agenda,” Crackpot Says

Eric Donahue

Dance for me, Millie

Cleo Levin

How to Increase the Utility of Your Bathroom When You're Shitfaced

Adventures on DateMySchool.com

Brendan Simon

Decoded

Jorja Knauer

Ask Mark

Kaitlin Johnson

Heart2Heart “Facebook Official”

Hannah Page

Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen Yet: Jack and Jill

Elliott Grieco

“American Horror Story” is Actually Crazy

Grace Rosen

“Dance Moms”: Small Girls, Big Hair

Cleo Levin