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25.7: May 2010
Posted: May 9, 2010

Contents

Stephan Vincenzo: 2 Legendary 2 Die

Ben Henderson

Columbia College Graduation Replaced by Job Fair

Senior Editor Adam Valen Levinson

Confessions of a Poppy Seed Eater

PCM

Senior Wisdom: The Adventurous One

Submissions Editor Max Shutran

Senior Wisdom: The Nostalgic One

Editor-In-Chief Emeritus Sam Reisman

Senior Wisdom: The Old One

Former Web-Master Arnold Park

Warning: Social Ruin May Occur

Contributor Brenda Salinas

"39 Steps" to Successful Comedy

Co-Editor-In-Chief Aarti Iyer

A Letter to the T.A. Currently Fellating Me

Adam Weiler

Bored at Butler

Adam Weiler

God Ashes on Europe

Graphic by Alice Mottola

YEEAAAAHH

Elliott Grieco

got meth?

Letter From the Feditors

They Watch

The Staff of the Federalist

Cover Image: Emily Hoffman -- [View Larger Version]